Mary Kay Holmes
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Mary Kay Holmes
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Woman™ Version 51.0 Is Now Live at McSweeney’s
Woman™ Version 51.0 Is Now Live at McSweeney’s
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The Version That Loved You
The Version That Loved You
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The Almost Widow
The Almost Widow
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PLAYBOY: How to Handle Rejection Like a Real Man
PLAYBOY: How to Handle Rejection Like a Real Man
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On my walk a man stuck his head out of a car window and screamed “BETHHHAANNYYYY!” while waving at me. Sorry, sir, I am not Bethany however I am intrigued by the idea of another woman walking around today in a 505 SnapBack and clothes s
Changing the name of my ring camera was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. #adulting
I kicked off the morning with a cute note from a coworker, a delicious Chai from another, and an opportunity to practice my ASL on a work call. Feeling appreciative and also afraid I’m screwing everything up by being thankful 🤪🙃 why am I li
If you’ve never seen The Sound of Music, it is essentially the story of a handsome old-timey sea captain who actively hates Nazis and appreciates bossy women…if this was his bio on a dating site we would all swipe whatever direction the
Friday night walk I can’t see a scooter without thinking of @sethrogen Good day in my mind, safe to take a step out Get some air now, let your edge out… #nofilter (me and the photos)
As summer comes to a close, and these kids head back to school, I was thinking about our latest musical adventure in SF. Great music, delicious food (I’m looking at you vegan nachos and açaí bowls), and fun with peeps we don&rsquo