Dear Boys With Thigh Tattoos: Please Stop Ruining My Life
Honestly, my heart can’t take it.
I have a new problem, well, I shouldn’t say problem. Addition? Obsession? Adoration for?
It's hard to say, all I know is every time I see a man in those Paul Mescal shorts with thick thighs and intricate decor I nearly fall over.
“I know you think it’s ok to be running around in your slutty little short shorts, glorious Burt Reynolds mustaches, and vintage cameras slung over your shoulders, but some of us are out in these streets trying not to walk into traffic when we catch a glimpse of one of you in our peripheral vision…”
Read the entire rant here!